...someone that I wish actually exists, so that I could elbow him in the face, string him up by his toenails, and hit him in the privates with a cane until he coughs up all of that exotic gear he owes me for countless hours of grinding the same missions over and over again since September. If he complains, I'll just say, you act like the Mafia when you hand stuff out, I'm just acting like the Mafia when it's time to collect. And guess what? It's collection day! Let me hear ya squeal. I guess it goes without saying that I dislike RNG.