Bungie, please nerf all the things that mess up my KDR. My small self esteem can't stop taking this game too seriously and all the people with higher-developed reflexes keep beating me in pvp. And please make a way that I can get marks without doing anything for them. All this striking and questing is crushing my spirit. My life is ruined because I can't own gjallarhorn this weekend. Everyone did the weekly besides me and so I think I deserve all the strange coin even though all I did all week long is scour all the new guns for quick scope exploits and strike farm while I ate subway. Whine whine whine make me the champion I'm so depressed, I can't be successful in life without Gjallarhorn, I hate exotic shards, I hate bungie, I want a cookie, my butt hurts. Kiss my ass. I'm special and no one cares. Pull this string and walk away. LaLaLa.