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12/13/2014 6:40:06 PM
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*strokes your hair*
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Ayy lmao
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*runs out into street in underwear, screaming*
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Gets boner*
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Oh god, he's found me
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Everyone strokes my hair. People say I have the softest hair at my school.
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*strokes your dick*
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This post ain't dead
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Join the queue.
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That's nice sorry bout all the grease
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*Smiles with satisfaction*
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1 RispondiFalls asleep
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1 RispondiI deserve a box
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3 RisposteWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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*Strokes your neck*
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[quote]I'd vlban you for that![/quote]
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This is the part where I tell you to -blam!- of before I set your hands on fire! Good day sir and I your herpes clear up.
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*hair is pulled out* *hair was attached to brain* *death*
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Hnnnnng
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*spontaneously combusts*
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1 Rispondi
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Modificato da DRAGO___ON SNIPE: 1/3/2015 1:44:58 AM*curls up in a ball of your lap, purs*
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*bites off own penis*
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*Purrs*
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*strokes cock* [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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O bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Mmmmmm Keep doing it
