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Modificato da Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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57 RisposteModificato da LuckyKoopa11: 12/8/2014 11:06:02 AMStupid student: We should ban guns to get rid of school shootings Me: Why not just put restraints on media from making the killers famous Student: That doesn't even make sense why are you even a teacher? Me: Well the media makes the killers famous and makes a bar for others to try and reach Student: Nuh uh that has nothing to do with it they wouldn't have killed anyone if they didn't have guns Same student: (talking about ferguson) We should just kill all of the black people all they do is break stuff. Same Student: Anyone who doesn't vote for Obama is just a racist Still the Same Student: I hate mixed race people, can't they just be normal (I'm German-Mexican and this is in west Texas) I could probs make a whole post just about this one kid I'll save you the reading tho.
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1 RispondiMeanwhile in 6th Grade... The teacher says grab a pencil were doing a pretest This girl shouts "What's a pencil" Teacher gave her a pencil and the girl said: "That's not a pencil, that's a pen." Teacher gave her detention.
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1 RispondiMath test: find x Dumb kid: *points to x* there it is!
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10 Risposte"I'm going to use a calculator to cheat on the [i]english test[/i]
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6 RisposteAre there Martians on the Moon? This was at Duke TiP...
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5 Risposte*In US History Class which is literally the easiest class ever* Badass teacher who looks like Colonel Sanders had a baby with Dr. Phil: "Alright. Name one of the thirteen colonies." Professional Dumbass in my class: "Manifest Destiny?" *Entire class facedesks* *Next Question* Teacher: "Name a war that happened in the 1800s." Dumbass: "13 Colonies?" *Next gen facedesk* We were in 11th grade.
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22 RisposteIt wasn't technically in school, but during religion class held after school (because my high school is a public school so they're technically not allowed to hold religion class during school but they get away with it anyways). I was in 10th grade and my religion teacher told me that the sole reason drugs are addicting is because after they're made in MEXICO (apparently they aren't made anywhere else in the world), and as they are being smuggled into the USA, witches wait at the border and put hexes on the drugs to make them addicting. I then laughed, stood up, walked out, and never returned to religion class again.
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" Bush didn't do 9/11" "you're not an attack helicopter"
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1 RispondiIn English we had a themed jeopardy game (relative to the topic of the unit) and the question came up: "Who was the first person to walk on the Moon?" Student: "WHAT IS LANCE ARMSTRONG!"
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2 RisposteModificato da BrutalLocket272: 9/4/2015 2:52:37 AMThis happend on the bus yesterday and all I'm saying this girl is -blam!-ed up I was on the way home from school and I here this behind my seat Girl 1: do you think smoking weed at age 13 is good Girl2: my uncle does it Girl1: I might try drinking and smoking weed at age 13 Girl2: yeah me to ME: wtf Friend: wtf Girls behind us: Oh shit Me and friend just died laughing [spoiler]those two are already pot heads![/spoiler]
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4 RisposteMostly any conversation overheard by black people at my school.
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3 RisposteModificato da Keemstar: 9/4/2015 11:28:01 AM5th grade What shape is this Rectangle obviously Girl looks at hit for 5 minutes, decides on a triangle. Edit 1: Today I just heard someone ask me "what is the capital of Africa?"
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4 Risposte>106 F day >girl gets hot coffee > I say wtf are you doing >"drinking hot coffee will cool you down" >"Wat"? >"by making your body hotter than the area around you it makes you cool down" >silence [spoiler]I later learned this isn't a one person thing but apparently someone made this up that became popular and is actually believed by too many IMO. I get the idea but still dumb[/spoiler]
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Modificato da Jayson Skies: 9/4/2015 3:00:25 AM"I cheated on him on accident!" -blam!- that bitch.
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Another: music class we were learning about the history of music. We watched a vid about floating whales lol Teacher: plays video, blablablablabla Vid is halfway done Student: hey how come the "fish" can breath so long without water? Teacher: I don't know, why are the Whales floating?by the way whales are mammals
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Science teacher: today we will learn about the metric system. Kid: what's the metric system? Me:*sigh*
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31 RisposteModificato da trong: 1/9/2015 2:50:04 AMIn elementary school when we were saying the Pledge of Allegiance, some kid says: [quote]I pledge allegiance to the flag. Michael Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys. Now he plays with little boys[/quote]
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I ain't got none pencil!
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"Omg I set water on fire" Freshman year biology, the one year that shown all freshman at the time were dumb asses
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4 RisposteAbraham Lincoln is better than Benjamin Franklin because Franklin isn't on any money. In 9th grade
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Necrobump
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This one kid kept insisting that a Christmas week has less days than a normal week cause its a special occasion
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My friend was in 4th grade and in social studies we were studying some farming bull shit and my friend said "to get the sheeps fur off we use a smear right?"
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3 RisposteKeep in mind I'm still in HS so I still get to do stupid things. Normally, I'm a cool guy to get along with. But there was one day where I had a below average day and a dink stole my seat on the bus. This kid annoys everyone on the bus so I was okay with what was I was about to do. I go in the seat in front of him, sit on the back part, and slid down on to the kid. The kid then grabs my belt loops instead of moving out of the way and I'm like "uh oh". So as I continue to slide down my pants go up and everyone in the back of the bus gets a good shot of my bare butt and the kid gets it square in the face. I didn't get too embarrassed because at the time I was like "yea, I won that game of chicken". And looking back on it I get a story out of it.
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4 RisposteOur school somehow got away with having a assembly that had the purity ring people come and speak, my mom let me miss school that day.
