Sex noises I've once sat next to the bathroom on a airplane and I saw a man and a woman go in. I was like, "Okay, that was weird" Minutes later I started to hear moaning and I knew exactly what was going on. Since I like to be a d***, I got out of my seat, walked up to the bathroom door and smacked it very hard 3 times, BOOM BOOM BOOM and everything stopped. 20 seconds later or so the couple went out of the bathroom and they were looking around the seats trying to figure out who it was. They didn't know it was me, because I was already in my seat playing Angry Birds.