"Do a barrel roll!" "Ha. I'm no pilot." "I have explosives in my pants and there is nowhere for you to hide ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Now if you look strait ahead you will see the twin towers." "Ever 20 minutes someone will be killed." "There are snakes on the plane." "Hey, look at the bird..... ummm.... there goes the engine." "When was the last time we got fuel?" "Parachuting lessons." "There was a wing there a second ago..."