With this care plan you'll be able to afford every exotic in the game with no luck or effort at all! We will practically -blam!-ing hand you every exotic in Destiny. All we need is your patience to play 2 hours a week an that shiny exotic that shit will be yours! Silly people who spent all they're time an effort to get that shiny exotic through endless strikes, wasted of time I say! The nine approves this shit.