Ghost fingers hate turkey legs mainly due to the fact that they LOOK tasty . But it's impossible for the ghost to have a taste of the delicious juicy warm turkey meat . Thus naturally they -blam!-ing hate turkey as well as other foods including but not limited to Doritos , chimichangas , soda, water in general , and Chapstick . If a person wanted to feed a ghost , it would be impossible . It would be a lot like fingering someones theoretical mouth . You may also be considered to be some odd label of insanity by the mass public due to the decrease in the euphoric altered awareness ; not to mention the destruction of natural selection and survival of the fittest . Here at ouroboros protocol we care about your ghost interaction and monthly health insurance . Our research center would like to thank you for reading our monthly observation reports regarding the release of all farts from butts . Free the butts you guys ....