I do simple, dumb stuff for my own amusement when I get bored. Such as, but not limited to: Poop with your legs straight out. Jog backwards at the park - make sure to wave at the ladies! Remain stopped at an intersection until the next light turns yellow. Drive around like an OG blasting the classical music station. Rearrange the meats at the store. Buy used Self Help books and give them to sign flippers. Hold out a dollar and have a homeless person tell you why they're homeless. Like I said, they're dumb. I've had a [i]lot[/i] of downtime.