Confessions of a level 28 Voidwalker: 1) I insult every vendor at the tower. Apart from new monarchy guy. 2) I like the cryptarch. 3) I like to think that the cryptarch tries his best at doing his job, he is on the brink of getting fired and he needs the glimmer to feed his two blue children. 4) I call the vex crit-points milk jugs 5) A member of my fireteam thinks that it is semen :/ 6) When I come across those groups of still thralls i say "ello boys" in bruce the shark's accent. 7) I visit the speaker just to see how the guy's doing. 8) A random that I was playing with pointed out to me that Spirit Bloom is actually floating orbs of pure gonorrhoea. Never looked at it the same way after that. 9) I imagine tyrion lannister's face where ghost's "eye" is. 10) When I first got the exotic helmet "Light Beyond Nemesis" I ran headfirst into cabal to see if they were ticklish. 11) I sit right in front of the door when Valas Ta'aurc enters. Then I run. 12) Haven't used rocket launchers at all yet. 13) "Send their souls screaming back to hell" 14) stuck with Axiom Bolt only because it makes dregs do cartwheels. 15) Sliding up stairs is beautiful. 16) I forgot what the Awoken were called so i called my character a reefer.