Every Marine recruit going through boot camp right now (and for the last 50 years or so) recites this every single night for 3 months. Instead, it's "This is my rifle..." I highly doubt you'd have what it takes to earn the privilege to recite something so "gay." And to top it off, some of my fellow Marines are gay and have been to combat to fight and die for their country. You should refine your definition and use of the word "gay." Instead, try "This is something beyond my comprehension, depth, and ability to understand." Good day to you.