H-how l-lewd!

Toast/envelope

Well considering I'm a girl I won't do anything you're thinking about. I will buy you Destiny though so that you may have something to talk about on the forums instead this nonsense

Die

Prove it!

You're probably a guy looking for attention

*unzips pants*

-blam!- death right in the pussy? yeah i think so

I care enough to post. However, I don't care to partake in any activities other than input how I feel about this thread: "Nah."

I wouldn't put my weiner in you, I might die.

Title Addendum: [Log excerpt from Kal'eon Archivum, 743's pre-recorded texts] [Start: [FILE: If Death could lie, he or she could potentially stop existing] ] [spoiler]743 L-C: If Death were to exist in a form, it would not be Death. Zenf has clarified that he weighs life and death balances of mortal existence by limiting their lifespan to the maximum of 120 years, perhaps 300's by early [Golden Age?]. However, Death cannot be a person unless named. When thusforward named, gender exists, creates awkward avatars. Impersonators they all are of Zenf, he who defies existence by being, literally, dead. This is illogical, however, due to Zenf being incapable of living yet doing what living beings do, therefore defying all standard [Believed Science]. If Zenf could access Death, he would teach it a lesson. Many lessons. These would help Death select who should die sooner. And how. And what happens to them after, such as abrupt resurrection as cyborgs (presumable to be when [Golden Age] occurs).[/spoiler] [The following partitions: 1 to 3, 5 to 10, were not opened for convenience.] Fact: 743 Locus Cerberon is the AI 'brother' to Alpha Cerberus, who controls Koldrax'im, Koldraxon's ship. [spoiler]http://talkahiem.deviantart.com/gallery/ http://steamcommunity.com/id/Koldraxian_Legion_732/screenshots/?appid=4000&sort=oldestfirst&browsefilter=myfiles&view=imagewall[/spoiler] Description Addendum: [Entity not found, Existence Registry Exception] [CONTINUUM sent to investigate]

[quote]No you're not, Death.[/quote]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh... [spoiler]no.[/spoiler]

Nothing whatsoever

Death? Sounds legit.