So Kyle and I were having a goblin party yesterday at the prerelease and we stood up to start dancing and and everyone was joining us and it came to the part where you had to put your name tags on and some loser said "I'm not putting holes in my regional gymnastics championship jacket! Meeeh." So we all stopped dancing and everyone looked at him with disgust and rage. He backed up to the wall and put his hands up saying "Come on guys I like this coat a lot." We stabbed him with our pins and banned him from anymore goblin parties. Moral of the story don't do gymnastics.