After following the unorthodox teachings of the purple ball to nowhere, I discovered the soccer ball: the true savior. Through it's teachings I found salvation, and began to spread it's teachings. But sadly, the purple balls cultist had begun to catch on. Soon, my flock and the purple ball followers had begun a brawl. The battle ensued for hours, with endless tries to knock the opposers ball off of the tower. Victory was nigh, but a fatal kick had launched the soccer ball towards the fence of the tower. I had no choice; I dove off of the tower, knocking the soccer ball back onto the tower. As I fell, I knew I had served my grand purpose. My destiny had been fulfilled. Praise the Soccer ball, and let it live eternally!