My guardian was sitting on the toilet when his ghost jumped in over the stall, Yelling about a wizard from the moon wanting to talk to him in the next stall over, He reflexively activated his golden gun and blasted his own ghost back to the traveler's embrace and sealing his own doom. Even now he still sits in the same stall, starting to smell, unremarked other than by the occasional "whooo boy what did you eat!?" from bathroom passerby's