He saw a picture of a man in the golden age, with a beard. He took a long look at this picture, and realized he could never defeat the darkness as he was. He tried as hard as he could. But he couldn't. He just couldn't grow that magnificent beard. He took a long look at his Handcannon. Solid gold, a reward from the iron banner. What weapon could give him a better death? He took a deep breath, and pulled the trigger. The lack of beards is killing people bungie. Only you can stop this.