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Modificato da Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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My guardian died at the feet of chuck Norris while being narrated by Morgan freeman
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Football hit him on the head when he was looking out at the city on the Tower. That coupled with him carrying a couple of rocket launchers, a machine gun, pistol, sniper rifles and a spare set of armor sent him over the edge. He died doing what he loved. Hording a big pile of guns.
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After spending hours climbing that tree in the tower, trying to jump across to the top of that nearby pillar only to find that it is impossible.... she committed hara-kiri. For she had brought shame to her family.
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My warlock took him self out :( he just ran out into traffic :'(
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My warlock took him self out :( he just ran out into traffic :'(
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Well my story involves squirrels..... Sneaky little rascals
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Unlimited invisibility.. He's still there but he's always invisible. So if you are in a hallway and bump into something that's not there, run!
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He died cause this post gave him cancer. Other than that, he wouldn't die.
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Bungie wipes them, thats how. -blam!-ing role players
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Modificato da Hawk: 8/13/2014 3:23:19 AMHe slipped off the edge of the tower. Although he suffered several injuries, he survived. He later died to a huge monster grabbing him, shoving him into the ground... and yeah, ya know. R.I.P
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He was on the bungie servers. Then suddenly he was gone.
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I farted and it exploded
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Jumped in the way as an assassin threw a knife at our lord and savior the purple ball. My guardian died in peace as the purple ball bounced in all its glory as it said that all guardians will be revived in everlasting destiny paradise
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Modificato da Grisha The Elite: 8/12/2014 9:29:01 AMHe's suffered major wounds to his body! Where exactly? In his chest, twice, his ribs, his lower bladder, and in his hips! Alright sterilize whatever you can't, ill get the advanced medical team in here! Yes sir! --------- File Report. What about It? Your son died a hero. ((The two women had tears rolling down their faces)) How many did he save? ((The man rolls back in his chair)) We'll according to this, he saved 6,000 possible civilian causalities and 2,000 Guardian causalities. ((The couple hugged each other and the man went on)) He took several wound to his upper body and several down his lower body. Most of those shots would've killed a regular Guardian easily. ((The women looked back up.)) You're son was the strongest sonofabitch I ever trained under my command. The Warlock Council is requesting a funeral for his body and a statue of Devin. But, is this all okay with you two? ((The women nodded.)) It's what he would've wanted greatly. The man smiled. Good to hear. And remember. ((He stood up.)) You're son was the best man I've ever had. You be proud of that. Alright? ((The women smiled and nodded, whipping away their tears)) Thank you.
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Modificato da Emily Ratajkowski: 8/12/2014 2:48:19 AM[b]*Transmissions between Expeditionary Fireteam Eta and the Tower*[/b] [b][Eta]:[/b]It seems Kilo's last known location was near the Forgotten Shore. We managed to decrypt a message we found on a dead Ghost. Dated near the time of their disappearance, sir. [b][Tower]:[/b]Play it back. [b][Eta]:[/b]Yes sir. [b]//Begin_Transmission_ "Sh*t!" "F*ck me! Royce just got wasted!" "Give me suppressive! I'm goin' af-" "The f*ck is that thing?!" "I don't know but whatever the hell that ugly sumb*tch is, it's about to die." Transmission_Redacted_//[/b] [b][Eta]:[/b]That's it sir. [b][Eta]:[/b]Think they're still out there sir? [b][Tower]:[/b]Knowing Kilo.. Keep looking Eta. [b][Eta]:[/b]Affirmitive sir.
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2 RisposteSpanky died a hero saving a radioactive kitten from a tree.
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The creators of the game deleted file data.
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Modificato da TrashNugget: 8/12/2014 8:47:35 AMmeh warlock tried using glide to jump off the tower and land safely on the ground..... ...he failed. he is now 6 ft under metal in the "exo graveyard"
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Modificato da TnT Recks: 8/12/2014 8:34:04 AMI just got kicked out of game. Then went back to the Tower. And no one was there. I ran around for a good minute.. alone.. scared.. like Velma without her glasses. It was spooky. I just felt like something bad was about to happen. Then the Beta ended.
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I was playing soccer on the tower and then my ball rolled into the street and I got hit by a car because I didn't look both ways :'( ~Matthew
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Modificato da Nostradominus: 8/12/2014 8:09:16 AMTaking a pee on a power transmission line!
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my guardians didn't die, they're still in the plaza of the Tower, dancing on the flag poles because SCREW THE DARKNESS IT'S TIME TO GET FOOTLOOSE!
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Bungie cut the Revive line after that fatal tumble off the tower.
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He asked for more Cowbell....little did he know...it was too much for him to handle :'(
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He was struck by the purple ball in the head
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Modificato da Special Fred: 8/12/2014 4:06:01 AMMy Titan discovered an ancient train that still functioned. He became the new "I like trains" spokesman. [spoiler]for 3.5 seconds.[/spoiler]
