Can you imagine the excitement of christmas day, the child has been eyeing up and dropping hints about the PS4 all year, they eye up the console shaped box under the tree, the moment arrives, they tear frantically at the wrapping paper only to reveal a bloody Xbox One. If it was me, I'd disappear upstair with a packet of razor blades and run a nice hot bath, this will be the last shitty christmas I'll have to sit through.