Look at this forum. No intelligent discussion takes place, only mindless trolling. People laugh and fap with glee as they make threads without meaning. I have long observed this decay process, but now it has accelerated. And do you want to know why? Want to know why this forum is a disgusting, filthy dump of stupidity? It's because none of you believe Back in my day, users believed in something higher and mightier than themselves. They strove to achieve peak intellectual levels, and thought out, logical threads were made daily. They believed in Shrek. That is why the the flood has decayed. This forum has been replaced with stupid fedora tippers in place of pious brogres. What happened to the onion sacrifices completed at midnight, as scripture demands?! What happened to the community brogre meeting, in which effigies of farquaad and donkey were thrown into a pit of flames!?! [b]What happened to the virgin anuses that were promised to Shrek and his unerring green dong!?!?![/b] Spread the message! Tell every user you meet. [b]THE OGRELORD HAS RETURNED[/b] If you do not heed my message, mark my words. This forum will continue to fill with nonbelievers, and any hope at returning peace and intelligence to the flood will be ogre.