[quote]Most significantly, Authorities are reviewing a 1968 police report filed by teenagers alleging they had been abducted and water-boarded by “some Asian-looking military dude”; a report that was dismissed by Police at the time as “ridiculous”, and coming from “long-haired hippy-types who smelled of reefer”.[/quote] This is great XD Edit: was water-boarding even a thing back then? I already knew this was fake, but the writer might've slipped up there.