Carpet bans for everybody! May 24th would also become just a date once more. The current mods are too lenient and easy going; what they need is somebody to come in and remind the forums who's in charge. Asses would be kicked. Considering my already near-omnipresence on this site, no troll or spammer would be safe; appeals to me would be a joke, and Waahmbulance would get some fresh content. Of course, I feel like Jane would come back if I became a mod, simply to try and duke it out with me when I have a wider arsenal than a report button. And while I'm at it, this belongs in #Community.