You vs a huge, massive pissed off spider. What shalt you do Flood? Pic with thanks to Vien Quitonm. - PS. It's about the size of a full grown gray wolf :) - PPS. The spider defies physics and is unable to be crushed by its weight. Its traits are equivalent to its size >:) - PPPS. It has chainsaws for pincers (blame TechnoKat for that) >:D - PPPPS. It is also resistant to Godly toilet paper (carpet brain) - PPPPPS. It's from Australia, just so you know :P (Derp)