My ex decides to -blam!- around with this girl I talk to because she thinks we're together (we're not, we do hang out a lot though) and I think she's bipolar or something because sometimes she's like "Oh yeah don't go near [Lord Darkseid], he's mine (even though we haven't talked in almost a year)" and then she turns around and says, "Don't trust him, he's a liar" and a bunch of other bullshit. Her dumb-blam!-ery makes my head hurt. Ok, rant over. Carry on, gentlemen.