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10/3/2013 12:07:18 AM
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I live with a girl.
Not my girlfriend, just a roommate.
So fellas, gimme some ideas for epic pranks that keep her on her toes all the time.
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Surprise buttsecks.
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Balance a bucket of water etc up on her open door. Wait for scream!
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[i][u][b]STICK IT IN HER POOPER[/b][/u][/i]
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Jizz in her conditioner 3 times a day for a year.
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1 RispondiFill hand sanitizer bottle with clear Elmer's glue
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2 RisposteMake game to see how long you can stay being locked in a closet for, before she goes in give her some liquid filled with lax. Lock closet, sit and enjoy the show. [spoiler]stick it in her pooper afterwards.[/spoiler]
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Flour in the hair dryer. You have to do this at least once. She will only find it funny if you do it on a day where she doesn't have to be somewhere though, so make sure your plan can go through without in intended consequences.
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Exchange all of her tampons with pretzel sticks.
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Hm something to mess with her make up that isn't permanent or horribly bad
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Impregnate her while she's sleeping. When she wakes up the day after punch yourself in the face and go up to her with a bruise and say that a guy came in and knocked you out after getting in a fist fight. Say that because of the noise the robber left. She will never suspect a thing.
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This thread is kinda old
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5 RisposteModificato da Predator5791: 7/10/2014 10:59:50 PMLived with two for two years. The only "prank" I did was hide with the lights off whenever one of them came home late, then scare the shit out of them. I'd get real damn creative with the hiding spots too. I did it so much that they'd literally walk in and demand I came out from where I was hiding, even when I wasn't home. They only pulled one prank on me, which was pouring a bucket of cold water and ice on me while I was in the shower.
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4 RisposteSacrifice her to Satan.
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1. Pour fresh honey all over the toilet seat 2. find a way to rent a circus bear 3. hide the bear behind shower curtain...
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1 RispondiKill her.
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) Your mom does not impress. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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4 RisposteI lived with 3 girls last year at uni. They were cool for the most part. Got onto me a bit too much for being messy. They were surprisingly good wingman though.
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Modificato da xurs cheeky bag: 7/11/2014 12:35:00 AMLeave used condoms in the shower. If you share a computer, make sure when you close it porn is open. Flour in the hairdryer.
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6 RisposteFill her shampoo with semen
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Pee on her.
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Burn all her shoes and cloths :D
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The flour in the hair dryer is a classic.
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1 RispondiReplace her tampon with a homeless person's finger.
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Your mom doesn't count OP
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Sleep with her.
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Does she have a bf?
