Hey, so I'm totally straight, and being gay is dumb and embarrassing. I'm also going to join the "dislike Raven" bandwagon. So what I'm going to do is pretend to be a girl and make Raven have a crush on me, and then I'll call him gay for crushing on me when I'm actually a dude. I'll be like "HA, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" and then everyone will laugh at him for being gay and conveniently forget that I was actually gayer than Raven because I was the one who pretended to be a girl and not him.