So today at work I had to take a shit so I went into the employee bathroom. Normally when I have to take a shit I hold it in until I get home because I don't like sitting on public toilet seats, but I had to go really bad. So I took a pretty mean shit and I went to flush and the flusher wouldn't work. FML. So I just quickly washed my hands and left as fast as I could so nobody knew it was me. I feel like an asshole because the janitor is going to have to go in there and fix that toilet while it's filled with piss and a bid log of shit. My bad.