And Bruce Wayne should be rewritten as an unstable alcoholic still brooding over his parents' death. In turn, this would make Batman a more sadistic crime fighter who has a phobia of Christmas trees and gets off on torturing terrorists. So basically 24 with the batsuit. Also, bring back the nipples on the batsuit and make Joel Schumacher the director again so we can add some homoerotic flair to this bitch. So, Flud, if you were in charge of a new, less redundant Batman movie, how would you make it?