Get a grill friend instead

The girl threads are increasing in quality

You can borrow mine

tfw no qt asian gf, feels bad man.

You don't. You just need to start going out and getting your confidence with girls, then pick up a loose one and have sex. That'll stop you putting girls on the pedestal and you'll be a better person for it.

Yup because then all your problems will be solved and you will then be the most successful and happy man on the planet. ~,~`

No you don't. They will ruin your life!

Just get a sister

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Then go get one you dumbass

Being a Bears fan won't help your cause.

me too bro...

Capture one?

Work out.

No you don't.

You need to go outside.

I need a grill friend

You have hands don't you?