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8/2/2013 11:56:42 PM
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Flying Spaghetti Monster is NOT a god
proof, he does not have any recorded events in history whereas there is proof of Jesus, the Pauline Letters.
-He did not walk on water, and he cannot cause he is spaghetti.
-He cannot turn water into wine because he is spaghetti
-He was not crucified and betrayed by his people because....he is spaghetti.
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>be home on a saturday night >no date >TFW hungry >go to fridge >no food >go to cupboard >find can of spaghetti >don't remember buying that >get bowl >get can opener >open can >suddenly light emerges from can >it's spahetti god >says i can have one wish for freeing him >TFW i get a bj from a flying spaghetti monster
