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Modificato da Ninjabird00:
7/11/2013 2:58:24 AM
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If your brain and your private had a conversation
What would they say to each other?
My brain: "hey you down there, wake up"
My penis: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
I'm more curious to know what the vagina says.
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1 RispondiBrain: Soo... Dick: WAZ GOOD NIGYAH?! Brain: Oh god it's you again. Dick: Yeah mang! Brain: Black -blam!-ing sabbath... Brain: Hey, see that fine woman over there? She's on the computer Dick: Hehe... I bet she likes it rough... she look like she'd love to get -blam!-ed dry... Brain: God dammit dick Dick: C'mon man... walk over and buy her a drink! Brain: We're in a library Dick: THEN GET HER A BOOK ABOUT DRINKS! Brain: -blam!-in' hell Dick: c'mon go for it. Brain: I'm married god dammit! Dick: C'mon...c'mon... c'mon... Brain: Leaving *hangs up and dick*
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5 RisposteBrain: "Yo" Dick: "Yo" Brain: "Wanna see something nice?" Dick: "Sure" Brain: "Twelve o' clock... I've been scoping her out for the last five minutes. She's reading a Red Dwarf book... that's classy" Dick: "I bet she's a freak. She's pretty, good call" Brain: "This is our stop" Dick: "Oh, she's getting off here too. Give her a cheeky smile and say 'nice book'" Brain: "Okay, but I'm not hitting on her, we're busy" Dick: " ...just let her know. A compliment might make her day" Brain: "You're learning sneakiness from me I swear it. 'A compliment might make her day'... don't try to dress up what you're about" Dick: "Hey I'm making an effort, stop being so critical, you'd bang her" Brain: "True, you do make an effort. You're like the Socrates of dicks lol" Dick: "Hah"
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B: Dude, stop getting excited. I know she's nice and all, but still just don't think about banging her... D: Her last name is Horney, what do I do? Just let you hug her with your hand slowly sliding down to her ass? B: Right, sorry about that...
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I like your threads.
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1 Rispondi"Hey." "Hey..." "So... about that-" "YOU CAN'T BLAME ME IF YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CONJURED THE IMAGE." "Okay sure... but [I]that[/I] image?" "YOU DON'T OWN ME" "YOU BET YOUR SCROT I DO YOU SQUIRRELY -blam!-" "I HAVE NO FATHER" "I HAVE NO SON"
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Brain: "Boobs!" Dick: "Boobs!"
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Mine always butt heads.
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1 RispondiMine tend to argue more than converse.
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"What are you doing?" "Nothing, what about you?" "Nothing."
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They wouldn't be able to have a civilized conversation. They already argue enough, no need to fuel the conflict between the two.
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Bleeeeeee doesn't have either of those.
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"I told you that was a bad idea..."
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2 Risposte"Hey you" "What?" "Let's see that pussy" "Neat-o!" " OHHHHH"
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Brain: Stop getting boners at random times like some kid who has just hit puberty! Penis: Nope.avi Probably something like that.
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4 RisposteSo you are saying my brain would be talking to itself.
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2 Risposte"Let's masturbate!" "Okay"
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3 RisposteMy vagina would just eat my brain because it is hungry.
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7 Risposte[i] [/i]
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1 RispondiIf you are brain?
