I swear humanity.... What the hell is with you guys, it seems you make me laugh at every turn since the internet came to Hell 20 years ago, I've been around a good 400 years and it's the last 5 that humans are doing more and more stupid crap that ever before. Tell me, what compels these people to do so, I understand not all humans are idiots, hell I've met a few great ones in my time. And how long will I get to enjoy this hilarity? I'm not out of my prime for another 200 years!