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postato inizialmente in:Sociopaths United
Modificato da TrussingDoor:
7/3/2013 1:34:44 PM
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Pro-life preteen impregnated during trip to anti-abortion event
[quote]WASHINGTON—Mallory Pickens, a 13-year-old pro-life extremist attending today’s March for Life event in the nation’s capital, was reportedly unaware that she had been impregnated the previous evening by a fellow member of her church’s anti-abortion organization. “Right to choose? That’s a lie! Babies do not choose to die!” chanted the sign-toting Lambs of Christ activist who is utterly ignorant of the fact that the semen of Kirk Tussle, a 13-year-old fellow church member and pro-life extremist, had completed the capacitation stage and resulted in a fertilized zygote following a fumbling sexual encounter at the Holiday Inn Express where their group had rented several adjoining rooms. “Life from conception! No exception!”.[/quote]
Discuss.
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"A 13 year old girl is now pregnant, and it's funny because she defends human life which is scientifically proven to begin at conception! Humor!" [spoiler]ITT: I take satire too seriously.[/spoiler]
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Modificato da Broseph Stalin: 7/26/2013 9:33:09 PMOh, cruel irony. Gotta love the Onion.
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LOL IRONY
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bahahaha
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The onion never fails to make me laugh!
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top lel
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[quote]Americas Finest News Source[/quote] Still crack me up :)
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>the onion
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Even if it wasn't the Onion my response would be "so what?". What would be the big deal about this? *shrug*
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Modificato da Brociopath: 7/3/2013 1:50:26 PM>The onion Still got a good laugh though,
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LOL oh Onion u so funnie
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2 RisposteModificato da NaLo: 7/3/2013 1:35:46 PM[quote] a 13-year-old pro-life extremist [/quote] Oh wait it's the onion.
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Hahaha oh my sides.
