You start off in a logging town, and everything seems fine until they realize you're not a lumberjack at all! Then they attack you with their chainsaws. You run into a house and try to block them out with furniture, but it's all made of wood, and if there's anything lumberjacks are good at it's cutting wood. You get away, but quickly realize that lumberjacks are everywhere- there's obviously some sort of lumberjack convention going on across the whole area. Over time, you fight through waves and waves of lumberjacks all to find your wife, but it's not enough. You may have found her, but there's bigger things at work. The lumberjacks must be stopped before they cut down every tree in the area. Then you see it, the large, fleshy bipedal logging machine. It is surely the central hub of all their work. You jump on it, stab out its eye, and it falls over and dies. It's over, and the forest still stands...for now. Overall I give this game a 4.8 on the Tomatometer. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for the inconsistencies. For one, I didn't see even one bottle of syrup. Lumberjacks love syrup, so it didn't make any sense. Secondly, some of the textures were extremely bad. There were times when the lumberjacks looked more like bugs than people. [spoiler]Resident Evil 4[/spoiler]