I know this thread isn't entirely serious but I am going to give a somewhat serious response. People need to stop asking "if doing x is gay" in general. Sexuality is an incredibly complex topic. The labels that we have created simply cannot take into account all of the associated nuances involved in ones' sexuality. It is silly to ask whether doing a single act or something is gay since "gay" is by no means well-defined. When you take into account people that are transgender, it complicates things even further. Sure, we define it to be an exclusive attraction to the same-sex but it really isn't that simple. People can have the occasional, but rare, attraction to the opposite-sex but still identify as "gay" (think about the Kinsey Scale, although even that has its limits). My point is that sexuality is very complicated and it is silly/pointless to ask whether something makes you gay or not. If you want to find out if someone is gay, just ask them and you have to assume they are telling the truth. The only person that knows your sexuality is you.