A few comments from Reddit. [quote]I just had to disconnect my Kinect because it kept hearing them say "Xbox"...[/quote] [quote]If the narration was actually the dog's inner monologue this would be the best game ever.[/quote] [quote]Anyone have word if this xbox plays games?[/quote] [quote]It's official. Microsoft can't count for shit.[/quote] [quote]I'm thinking of the possibility of watching porn while searching for porn.[/quote] [quote]"Xbox, mercy!" "Command not recognized."[/quote] [quote]"Go to Internet explorer" -No one ever[/quote] [quote]"Xbox, advertise the new Star Trek movie"[/quote] [quote]WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THIS PRODUCT PLACEMENT?[/quote] [quote]So, Xbox One is just a glorified cable box?[/quote] [quote]Xbox Live: More computing power than the entire world in 1999. All so a 12 year old can call you a -blam!--blam!- with zero lag.[/quote] [quote]They skipped xbox 2-359.[/quote] [quote]Call of Duty: Dogs and Arm hairs[/quote]