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5/6/2013 2:06:25 PM
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Extreme Friendzone
So I have been talking to this girl for about six months. I was interested in her and she eventually figured out. I finally asked her out and she said she was in a relationship. She said she would definitely go out with me if she wasn't in a relationship. I waited and waited and finally she broke up with the guy and I asked her out again. Her reply was "O, I thought we were just friends".
FML
How do you avoid this?
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4 RisposteYou weren't alpha enough. When she first said no is when you seduce her and make her cheat on her then boyfriend, perhaps making use of your old friends alcohol and roofies. Then you degrade her into thinking she can do no better than you because she is a cheating whore. Once you have her in, you slowly unravel her life, banning her from seeing friends and family. If she backtalks, you beat her with bags of oranges so you don't leave marks - but always apologize profusely after. Or, you could just move on.
