In light of a study dating back years finding that 80% of homophobes are secretly gay, the public has made a swift change: in order not to seem gay, they must support gays to not seem like a secretly gay homophobe. The set up: They hooked a willy-measurer around their willies and showed them snippets of porn. They then measured the boner size and correlated it with the type of porn. What they found shocked them. Of the self reported non-homophobes, 26% got a chubby when shown gay porn, and 54% straight blasted wood. Now, this is Fox News, a respected source. No one should be able to question its validity now.