Friend 1:"hey man you should go to the prom we can hang out and shit Friend 2:"nah man I have to go to the movie theaters with my cousin" Me:"Dude, we live in South Carolina, just go to the prom with your cousin, that's considered completely normal here." OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I will never ever have suicidal thoughts or be depressed ever again. Every time I'm going to start thinking bout all of the shittyness in my life I'm just going to be like, "Yeah, my life kinda sucks, but remember that one time I made a cousin prom incest joke? yeahhhhhhh, my life is good enough." So I suggest making cousin-prom-incest jokes if you're feeling depressed.