[b][u]Dotes: Parents put their kid into a dryer[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire That puts a new spin on child abuse. [/quote]*ba dum tshhhhhh*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel I'm a strong believer in potato.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] swvjdirector [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost 45 This thread is not good. Therefore, it is bad.[/quote]Disagree. It could be mediocre.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreedomFightar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreedomFightar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] U2 Magnificence "I am seeing the aura of fires down town... You guys okay down there? Anyone pick up..."[/quote]Yep, There are alot of fires, but at least they're not near the ole Fireworks factory[/quote]*A flaming meteor falls onto the Fireworks factory.*[/quote]OHHHHHH NOOOOO the Humanity![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Makko Mace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PheonixofLight I would die for my beliefs. No, I will not state them. [/quote]Buu-buut how can we flame you then?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ToastyWaffles [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ALI217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Citizen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 Yes.[/quote]No.[/quote]Maybe?[/quote]I don't know.[/quote]Can you repeat the question?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thomas1996 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Conster 110 I want to join that game, join your tribe, and then murder you all when you least suspect it.[/quote]I always do that! I like you! When the world is mine, your death will be quick and just-about painless.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW I'd tell you go back where this should be posted but that would be like asking a Frenchman living in England during the black-plague to go back to Paris.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SpartanMk18 I think that everyone should have at least rifle or shotgun. Would I ever force that upon someone?[/quote]Yes, at gunpoint.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread bashing feminism:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnazgul [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxLarkiesxX= I will give you some illustrations of male dominance over women[/quote][i]Oh my. . .[/i][quote]in my favourite sport (Tennis)[/quote]Oh.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Man throws guts at police officer[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien The officers said this man didn't have the guts to get himself killed.[/quote]Really?[/quote]No, it was a joke.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Make117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KROOKA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord of Banter How did you manage that?[/quote]Moved my hand upwards pretty quickly and smacked my thumb in my eye.[/quote]I guess fapping does make you blind after all..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jyrine [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeclinedA1 How's your dog doing?[/quote]Next thursday I am taking her up to the vet to get her examined and then to get a quote on an amputation. Other than that, she is good. [/quote]A quote? I saved 15% on my vet bills by switching to bullets.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC5908 Holy crap. Xbox.com is actually good advice in this situation...my life is complete. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXPorchesXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] black snork you have to figure all the -blam!- out -blam!- you -blam!- you -blam!- you NED![/quote]Who's Ned and why do we need to -blam!- all the verbs?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 Hmm, would I kill myself for A million dollars? No, no I would not.[/quote]How about [i]a gillion dollars?[/i][/quote]Hmm, would I kill myself for even more money? Tempting, but I would have to say no.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] westpointusma15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vandelay16 No, because I would die. [/quote]And everyone knows that it's hard to spend $1 million dollars when you are dead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 I like this. It's original.[/quote]Agreed. You don't see animal versus threads very often.[/quote]Yes you do. Every time Marvel VS DC pops up the Flood turns into wild beasts and blood is shed.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What's your blood type?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Arcan3 fury X OP, are you trying to harvest me for blood?[/quote]You know it. Got my needles and bags ready.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Colorado233 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] destroys u [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Colorado233 So what do you want us to discuss without this turning into a religious debate?[/quote]If someone is talking about gravity, does that turn into a religious debate? This shouldn't either.[/quote]But gravity is quite controversial. I personally believe that three billion fairies hold us all down to the ground.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkymonkey506 I stole a balloon...[i]on Free Balloon Day[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eric Duffy I ripped the tag off a bed before.[/quote]I did that before...and since then, every night, I listen for the helicopters..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Master Glaedr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HD PVR I once took a VHS cassette back to Blockbuster without rewinding it.[/quote]You [i]monster[/i].[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What is the defenition of "Derp"?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz A four letter word Commonly used by humanity on the planet Earth[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ICanHazRecon911 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 Dude... just stop. Can we get a ban on this guy, stat?[/quote]No.[/quote]REJECTED! *snaps*[/quote]Ironically, he was the most recent person to ban me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] austinrocssocks [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gioger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgewolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [i]It has begun.[/i][/quote]The T-Virus is coming[/quote]Next thing we know SkyNet will be online.[/quote]Then the Covenant invade.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNiGhThAwKx19 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNiGhThAwKx19 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee We could play tag. You're it.[/quote]Can you really "tag" me if you're just a construct of my imagination?[/quote]<.< >.> We could pretend we're playing tag.[/quote]But as soon as I leave the room you cease to exist![/quote]... We could play stationary pretend tag.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheHawk62 For some reaosn I've been using these words alot lately -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- and also -blam!- EDIT: Oh god, lol, they're all blammed lmfao.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: The object to your left shall beat you to death[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xBADMAGIKx A curtain? This is gonna take a very long time. I have a feeling I'm going to get really annoyed before any injury comes close. "STOP LIGHTLY DRAPING OVER ME YOU BASTARD!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mastesargent [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iGwinnet in my honest opinion halo 4 is going to be a HORRIBLE [i]halo[/i] game but it'll be a decent game on its own.[/quote]May I see your TARDIS, Doctor?[/quote] [u][b]Dotes: Topic: If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation I would be a beam. I would spend countless days silently holding up your roof, without requesting even a glance my way or a word of thanks in return. I hate you.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread title: You have now eaten a radioactive banana![/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NickIsBest It's funny because I just ate a banana, put down what's left of the outer layer, and saw this thread.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote]Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.[/quote]Yes, lets get party.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedSpectrum77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR I think turtles could be military animals if they were a bit faster.[/quote]Gatling guns coming out of the shell would be sick[/quote]Maybe we could give them some jetpacks and control the jetpacks and just fly them into terrorists. Imagine a swarm of turtles zooming toward your military base.[/quote] [b][u]Thread: Give me a seven letter word starting with "u" (He wanted a new GT)[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Hero of Time ufarted69[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KILGORE117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boomdeyadah 343 needs to rename Infinity Slayer to CoD.[/quote]and you need to rename yourself to retard[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crystal Clear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An monkey hero You poor, poor thing.[/quote]are you on crack joe? anyways, wouldnt matter to you. [/quote]You are so apathetic and complacent it hurts.[/quote]and you are aiming this comment tooooo? Joe? yeah hes pathetic [/quote]Ok, you got me. Jimmies status [x] Rustled [ ] Unrustled[/quote] [Edited on 06.12.2012 1:34 AM PDT]