How much Flood does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (the life of a thread) 1 to post about changing a lightbulb 14 to randomly discuss it 3 to share similar experiences 6 to argue over different lightbulbs 1 to redirect it to a different forum 2 to flame 18 to flame the flamers 1 change the topic 22 to post about the new topic 1 to make a thread about the new topic 4 to post in the new thread 1 to redirect the new thread back to the old thread 6 to question the thread itself 1 to redirect it to the original topic 2 to attempt to change the topic 14 to tell not to post anymore 8 to comment on the 14 9 to screw it and post random links 1 to post a link to p0rn 58 to get the thread back up and running 1 mod to ban the p0rn poster 42 to quote the mod 2 to try to get back on topic 1 to succeed Thread dies. the end. (six months later a forum-stalker gets the whole thing running again.) [Edited on 07.06.2009 11:09 PM PDT]