Xur sells us his scrapped exotics that the nine don’t want.. (hence the 💩 roles he’s bringing lately) But In his off-time Xur is selling grass of the highest quality.. grown of his own face tentacles. One day a horse came along and took a sample.. And when the magic happened the horse got all magical and mystical and turned in to the Star Horse you know today! They have been best bud’s ever since and have been riding those waves high as kite in the universe.. it awesome.. hope Xur will be kind enough to share his alternate buiz with us one day. 😆