“Slam poetry isn’t real poetry! It doesn’t rhyme! “An-ything can be a slaaaaaam po[i]W[/i]em when you sayyyy it like thies” -Amy Poehler (the funny Amy)

Wha? Man that’s not poetry, it NEEDS to rhyme! The bestest poetry rhymes.... Ehem! Crucible- Shaxx tells me I’m a veteran He says I’m rather good So I tried to impress him Or at least I thought I would But alas first round I was frozen And the second a shotgun to face I could tell it was getting serious I had to pick up the pace The hunter indeed was closing There were only seconds until... I whipped out my backup plan And charged my erentil I fired once, I fired twice The crafty hunter dodged alive And when I tried to put him down He smashed me with shatterdive Shaxx shook his head upset and said I know this is in the past But the game before you took first And now you are dead last!

This is a damn play on that "write me some poetry! Do it!' Line isn't it?