“Shadow the Hedgehog's a -blam!- -blam!- mother-blam!-er! He -blam!- ed on my -blam!-ing wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog -blam!-ing quilly -blam!- out and he -blam!- ed on my -blam!-ing wife, and he said his -blam!- was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small -blam!- It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my -blam!- looks like! (Explosion) That's right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two -blam!- and a -blam!- He -blam!- ed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna -blam!- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get. MY SUPER LASER -BLAM!- Except I'm not gonna -blam!- on the Earth. IM GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M -blam!- ING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I -blam- ed ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the -blam!- dddddddroplets hit the -blam!- ing Earth! Now get out of my -blam!- ing sight, before I -blam!- on you too!”