'Sup motherf*ckers. Happy Easter from all of us at SHIELD. Today, we will be celebrating our latest victory against Hydra. We pretty much took and/or destroyed the following: -A Lola Bunny body pillow, which we burned -The tesseract, which was a fake (thanks a lot Thanos) -A PS4, which we factory reset. We also recently got Spider-Man's new game to enjoy on it. -A several hundred replicas of Gjallarhorn, which we spray painted into Iron Gjallarhorns. -$400,000,000 -42 crates of yellow cake Uranium -6 Sentinels that have been modified to only target fans of Homestuck. At Wolverine's request, we destroyed them so they won't be able to revert back to their original anti-mutant programming. -400 fuel cells containing Tesseract energy, which we put into our quinjets.