SPACE X OFFICIAL REPORT 05/03/2075 08:44 AM IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THERE HAS BEEN A SEVERE ISSUE AT MCARTHUR RIVER URANIUM MINE THAT HAS OCCURRED OVER THE LAST 2 HOURS. MINERS FOUND ANCIENT RUINS DATED ON SITE AT 2 BILLION YEARS OLD. REPORTS IN THE AREA SAY A DEAFENING INHUMAN SCREAM WAS HEARD BEFORE THE MINE WAS COLLAPSED. SECURITY CAMERAS RECORDED A FLOOD OF BLACK TENDRILS ENVELOPING EVERYTHING BEFORE FOOTAGE CUT OUT. NO SURVIVORS HAVE BEEN FOUND AS OF 08:31 AM. MULTIPLE 9.2 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKES HAVE BEEN REPORTED SOUTH OF THE MINE, AND ARE RAPIDLY INCREASING IN MAGNITUDE AND SPREADING WESTWARD. DUE TO THESE EVENTS, SPACE X IS ISSUING AN IMMEDIATE EVACUATION OF ALL LOCATIONS ON EARTH. ALL REFUGEES WILL BE HOUSED ON A LOCATION ON MARS THAT HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED. ALL SPACECRAFT WILL BE BOARDING AT 09:30 AM TODAY. ALL SPACECRAFT WILL BE LEAVING EARTH AT 10:00 AM OR SOONER IF NEED BE. -SPACE X EXECUTIVES