[quote]You are walking around when you are suddenly mugged What do you do?[/quote] As the mugger walks or runs away, I tackle them from behind. They will instinctively move the arm holding the weapon towards me. I intercept it and I break their arm at the elbow. I will ”drop” the weapon just out of reach of their other arm, and they will instinctively reach for it to avenge their injury. I will then take that arm and break it at the elbow as well. I will paralyze the use of their legs via pressure point. I will then open a portal and drag them through into the past. We are both now in ancient Utah. The sun is beating down from on high. We are in a forest clearing. I pull out this oddly shaped whistle flute and blow into it, making a loud, resonating hooting call. Within seconds I receive multiple responses, like wolves singing after a fresh kill. From the tree line I make out four of them: raptors almost as large as an allosaurus. At least 20 feet long, over eight feet tall. I open another portal to the present time. As the raptors come closer, the largest one glances at me, familiar with my presence. We hold a gaze for only a brief moment before I turn back to the mugger lying on the ground. I smile, then turn away. The mugger begins to cry out in... pain? Protest? I hear the chomping of jaws, the cackling of the raptors as they enjoy this light snack. It was just lie Dr. Grant said: “You’re alive when they begin to eat you.” I pass through the portal and it closes behind me. I’m back to where this whole debacle started. I chuckle smugly to myself. I glance down. I glance around me. I see only the mugger’s weapon on the ground. I pat my self down multiple times. My pockets are empty. [b] [/b] [b] [/b] Shit. [spoiler]I never took my stuff back.[/spoiler]