A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. A few minutes later he realizes there's two woman tending to a horse in the back room. He points and asks the bartender "what's up with the horse?" The bartender says "Thems my daughters you son of a bitch" A man walks into a church naked and scorched and asks the priest to bless him. The priest obliges and tells him to say his hail Marys. The man then thanks the priest and leaves. Suddenly the priest realizes what just happened and goes to the back room to pray. He asks god how a man could get so low as to lose even his clothes. God replies "He tbagged me bro not cool it's -blam!-ing CoD the little -blam!- -blam!-ing thinks he can -blam!-ing tbag after every -blam!-ing kill -blam!-ing -blam!- I -blam!-ing lit his -blam!-ing ass ablaze thinks the shit is so -blam!-ing funny well who's laughing now. Put that fear of God in a -blam!- n shit" The priest nods in agreement.