Once upon a time ppl did bad stuff and God said “Guess you’re gonna burn in hell kiddo.” Until one day he told someone they were gonna have his son even though that person told everyone she was a virgin and when the kiddo was born he started preaching tolerance and acceptance but people were so used to burning in hell now that they just excecuted him and by that time God was sick of people and sending them to burn in hell so he just left with his son and abandoned humanity. And they all lived happily ever after.