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He played VRchat.

I’m sorry but Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

I thought you were referring to Bart’s dog.

??? Santa's little helper is a greyhound.

Why did the elf work in the north pole? [spoiler] Because mans not hot. [/spoiler] [spoiler] [b] [u] SKYAAH!!!™ [/u] [/b] [/spoiler]

What sort of motor bike does Santa ride ?

He's never depressed.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

LUL3D

But Santa's Little Helper is a dog

[b] [/b]

But he a doggo

Because he couldn’t get up?

Because that guy at the race track got rid of him on Christmas eve.

It depends on what he was helping Santa with.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Ehhhh, that’s pretty weak tbh

My only regret is that I can only downvote this post once.

[quote]low elf esteem[/quote]😂 [spoiler]you get a shiny 25cent piece for that young man[/spoiler][spoiler]kupo!![/spoiler]

lol

I get it!