Skinny was born in a bathtub  And he grew so incredibly thin  Even the tide from the eyedropper sucked him in  Skinny never knew any questions  Skinny never looked alike  Skinny sold somethin' every single night  Skinny sold a soldier to me  Skinny sold the wife  Skinny sold a suction cup and a knife  Skinny found a hello dolly record in the house.  Sold it to a truck driver in the night.